Weekend Grudge: Dwight vs. Gob
Well, I couldn't wait any longer to put these two characters on the blog. And I can't promise it will be the last time, either.
Yes, in one corner we have Dwight Schrute: general know-it-all, defender of office safety and integrity, and of our nation.
In the other corner, we have Gob "Come on!" Bluth: banned magician and amateur ventriloquist.
Well, it's the final countdown, so cast your vote and make your case!
Discuss.
Yes, in one corner we have Dwight Schrute: general know-it-all, defender of office safety and integrity, and of our nation.
In the other corner, we have Gob "Come on!" Bluth: banned magician and amateur ventriloquist.
Well, it's the final countdown, so cast your vote and make your case!
Discuss.
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1:09 AM
5 Comments:
I definitely think Dwight would win.
Wait!! I've made a huge mistake.
Of course Gob would win. Why go for the best when you can settle for all the rest!
Gob's magic tricks will certainly be something to contend with. But, if Dwight's really in a bind, he can always call on his good friend and magic camp alumnus Michael Scott to match Gob's awesome moves. So, I'd say Dwight. After all, he knows how to fight vampires.
As long as Gob promises not to follow me to my car when I leave, I'll vote for him!
While Dwight wins for dog-like loyalty, Gob conquers with pure hilarity. However, Dwight's craftiness would undermine any of Gob's magic tricks. Oh, pardon me, "they're illusions. Tricks are what a whore does for money ... or candy."
Sure, the guy in the $5000 suit is going to lose to a guy whose stapler is stuck in a jell-o mold. Come on!
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