Weekend Grudge: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer

Norris. Bauer. Terrorists quiver in their boots at the mere mention of their names. Does it get any bigger than this??

Now, some of you may say this is unfair. After all, one is a real person, and one is a fictional character. But let's be honest - we all know that Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris whether he's Walker Texas Ranger or Colonel James Braddock. And besides, who can discount the fact that 37% of Americans firmly believe that Jack Bauer is real.

Discuss.

Michael Bolton vs. Yanni

Just when you thought it was safe to open your fridge, it's the battle of the long-haired, easy-listening "gurus."
Michael Bolton versus Yanni.

Discuss.

Zombies vs. Lunch Ladies

Yes, you read correctly: Zombies vs. Lunch Ladies. This one is pretty straightforward.

Thanks to Todd for the help on this one.

Discuss.